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Hi, I'm Sarah. Most people call me Sophie. I love to fish.
I always have a book handy.
I have a soft spot for animals.
I have an amazing wonderful boyfriend.
And I love my family.
I'm going to school for cosmetology, and after that I want to go to school to be an embalmer.

calm-your-cloaca:

babyletyourfantasiesunwind:

yersinia—pestis:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working frantically while the man/woman just stands there looking scared as fuck while the other customers are trying to figure out what they did. 

that must be bad if it’s a 9 on an alphabetical scale.


IM FUCKGIN CRYING

calm-your-cloaca:

babyletyourfantasiesunwind:

yersinia—pestis:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working frantically while the man/woman just stands there looking scared as fuck while the other customers are trying to figure out what they did. 

that must be bad if it’s a 9 on an alphabetical scale.

IM FUCKGIN CRYING

stability:

I wish my wallet came with free refills

thecaptains-steaz:

hookayy:

want so bad

will anyone ever tell me where i can get this god damn amazing sweatshirt ?!

thecaptains-steaz:

hookayy:

want so bad

will anyone ever tell me where i can get this god damn amazing sweatshirt ?!

dandylyingwishes:

I love people who make me forget that I’m shy

oliviacarrion:

me talking about my favorite things

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yourmom-dot-com:

They take some jokes to far so I’m just waiting for a parent to come talk to me

rainbowjoker:

I could literally just watch this for hours

rainbowjoker:

I could literally just watch this for hours

thebuttfuckingbelievers:

alt-j:

caseyaunthony:

i dont get this picture

obviously some sloppy fuck left their orange peels on the ground and Hillary Clinton happened to be skating by and slipped on them. Not to hard to understand. She still smilin doe

Hillary Clinton

thebuttfuckingbelievers:

alt-j:

caseyaunthony:

i dont get this picture

obviously some sloppy fuck left their orange peels on the ground and Hillary Clinton happened to be skating by and slipped on them. Not to hard to understand. She still smilin doe

Hillary Clinton